I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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