Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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