You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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