Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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