I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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