no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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