babies were throwing up all over the place
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There are leaves in my underwear?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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