marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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