Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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