Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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