They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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