Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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