I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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