TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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