dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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