how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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