It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
one might say we're banned from that church
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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