I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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