all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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