Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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