the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We have so much sex to catch up on
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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