i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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