i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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