Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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