escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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