i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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