Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
