whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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