But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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