ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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