I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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