winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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