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  I hraet yuo

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  did you say you heart me or hate me?

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  who is this?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

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  I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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• (585): View more from New York

  she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model

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• (714): View more from California

  You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with

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• (305): View more from Florida

  And then my night got REAL pukey

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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  WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT

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