I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
A+ Viking dick
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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