I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
And then my night got REAL pukey
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT