Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs