Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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