how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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