Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My vagina is officially offended.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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