return my video game
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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