we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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