Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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