Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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