Do you still have your period?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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