doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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