BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I have post one night stand depression
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