what if I'm pregnant?
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I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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