They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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