$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize