Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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