Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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