Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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