If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Someone came in the potted fern
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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