She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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