Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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