I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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