where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So vagazzling was a success
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize