Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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