if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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